The Book of Errors

esc for escape begun in 2000. It was part of <Content = No Cache>. By that time I invited people to submit error messages asking them:

Have you ever read something scary on your screen? Do you understand why programmers suppose they are programming for programmers? Do you fear error messages?

I collected these messages for one year. Nevertheless, new operating systems and new forms of connection, inspired me to redesign the project and to update it to Windows Xtra Problems, OS X bugs and to give it a different format (a teleintervention + a DVD documentary)

Scroll down and read the Book of Errorss

Click here to Send your favorite Error Message to elctronic billboards located in SP and to our room at Itaú cultural in Art.ficial Emotion 2.0 exhibition.

What do I do with those messages?

Part I (2000 - 2001)

Directory Listing Denied

This Virtual Directory does not allow contents to be listed.

giselle beiguelman <giselle@desvirtual.com>
sp, sp br - Saturday, October 27, 2001 at 13:04:19 (EDT)

alert(

deez <x@x.xxx>
2, y USA - Thursday, October 25, 2001 at 16:01:14 (EDT)

The specified server could not be found

mayara
sp, sp br - Wednesday, October 03, 2001 at 08:17:10 (EDT)

Sometimes we like to get a little crazy and
type in totally random URLs to see what happens.
This is what happens.

Actually, we couldn't find the page you requested.
Please check the URL.

Mazzy
UK - Wednesday, October 03, 2001 at 05:33:51 (EDT)

Error Diagnostic Information
ODBC Error Code = 37000 (Syntax error or access violation)

[Microsoft][ODBC SQL Server Driver][SQL Server]
A time out occurred while waiting for memory resources to execute the query. Rerun the query.

The error occurred while processing an element with a general identifier of (CFQUERY),
occupying document position (216:4) to (216:61).

Date/Time: 08/30/01 19:33:13
Browser: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 4.0)
Remote Address: 200.231.204.33
HTTP Referer: http://www.uol.com.br/bibliot/dicionar/

Rodrigo Teixeira de Moura e Silva
são paulo, sp br - Friday, August 31, 2001 at 15:12:07 (EDT)

Erro de proteção do Windows. Você precisa reiniciar seu computador.

Renan
- Saturday, August 25, 2001 at 21:33:26 (EDT)

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Started By: curious_person
Posted: 12/3/00 1:27A
I am a 15-year-old German girl. When I was 10 my mom found a friend and I playing gynecologist. My mom accused me
of masturbating. She told me that I will have early sex and that sexuality will destroy my life. The next day we went to a
gynecologist. The doctor amputated my entire clitoris and most of my labia. After that I could not walk for about 2 weeks.
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I belive it was a female-circumcision and the purpose of those are for females not to enjoy having sex. Girls in Africa and
maybe more countries have that done with broken glass and sharp stones. I know it doesn't make you feel any better about it
but atleast a professional done it.

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Greg /// xdasharndotorg <greg@x-arn.org>
Paris, France - Monday, July 30, 2001 at 12:33:04 (EDT)

Bus Error (eg. 159, Brixton-Central London)

? <info@tonk.org>
- Monday, July 30, 2001 at 11:09:23 (EDT)

I tried searching for "magic words" and it came back with:
"Exception in Search: JSP Page threw a non-Exception Throwable."

To which I mentally replied:
"...oooooh...temper, temper...."

Mazzy <MazThing@excite.com>
USA - Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 06:11:47 (EDT)

500 Internal Server Error
zip.usermanager.service.SignupServlet:
java.lang.StringIndexOutOfBoundsException:
String index out of range: 0

ronaldo machado <rsmachado@zipmail.com.br>
porto alegre, rs Brasil - Sunday, July 01, 2001 at 13:58:14 (EDT)

NETSCAPE causou uma falha de página inválida no
módulo NETSCAPE.EXE em 0137:0045e1d3.
Registradores:
EAX=00f79800 CS=0137 EIP=0045e1d3 EFLGS=00010206
EBX=00f96731 SS=013f ESP=00b4f0b0 EBP=00b4f184
ECX=00b4f130 DS=013f ESI=00f96730 FS=0d67
EDX=00000000 ES=013f EDI=00f56580 GS=0000
Bytes em CS:EIP:
ff 72 04 e8 ed 63 00 00 83 c4 08 83 7d a4 00 74
Esvaziamento da pilha:
00b4f130 00f79800 00f77770 00000000 00000000 00060008 012f8154 1d6680f0 80e40127 80e81a67 80ec1a67 79084248 012f0002 00000081 0f0e8104 00001807

ronaldo machado <rsmachado@zipmail.com.br>
porto alegre, RS Brasil - Saturday, June 30, 2001 at 22:34:19 (EDT)

Found

The document has moved here. [Clicking on here returns one to the same error page.]

Additionally, a 400 Bad Request error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

Apache/1.3.19 Server at www.gothic.net.au Port 80

Barrett Watten
Detroit, USA - Sunday, June 17, 2001 at 19:48:34 (EDT)

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and
unhelpful Microsoft error messages with their own
Japanese haiku poetry, each only 17 syllables,
5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second and five in
the third:
------------------------

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

------------------------

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located but
Countless more exist.

------------------------

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

------------------------

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

------------------------

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

------------------------

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

------------------------

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

------------------------

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

------------------------

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.

------------------------

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

------------------------

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

------------------------

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

------------------------

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

------------------------

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Helka Harju to k.zervos@mailbox.gu.edu.au
Australia - Wednesday, June 06, 2001 at 19:17:21 (EDT)

Error - cannot access archive files
>
> The archive files could not be accessed, probably because they are being
> updated. Please try again in about 30 seconds, and report the problem if it persists for more than a few minutes. The file that could not be opened is '/ssa/info/archives/poetics/poetics.ind0106' and the error code was 2.
****

Actually, the file could not be accessed because the archive does not yet exist.

Barrett Watten <b.watten@wayne.edu>
Detroit, USA - Friday, June 01, 2001 at 19:31:59 (EDT)

> Subject: failure notice
>
>
> > Hi. This is the qmail-send program at audi.ifx.com.br.
> > I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following
> addresses.
> > This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

Nelson Brissac Peixoto <nbrissac@artecidade.org.br>
São Paulo, SP BR - Wednesday, May 16, 2001 at 13:14:36 (EDT)

This page is no longer on his sie

fred
USA - Sunday, May 06, 2001 at 09:41:55 (EDT)

QUERO ACERTOS E NAO ERROS!

Levi Lopes <perfectsaturn@uol.com.br>
Rio de Janeiro, RJ Brasil - Wednesday, May 02, 2001 at 23:38:53 (EDT)

telesp informa..................

fe <fegold@hotmail.com>
USA - Wednesday, May 02, 2001 at 11:56:35 (EDT)

Content-type: text/html
ERRO. Se você estiver fazendo uma pesquisa,
utilize o botão adequado na página e não a tecla
enter. I am sorry, but I was not able to access
./User_carts/7497507_63337.cart in the Assign a
Shopping Cart routine of
/home/httpd/html/amorc/cgi-bin/sup_rp/web_store.cgi
at line number 1993. Would you please make sure
the path is correctly defined in web_store.setup

ronaldo machado <rsmachado@zipmail.com.br>
Porto Alegre, RS Brasil - Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 19:53:34 (EDT)

Die Anwendung 'unexpected software exception' reagiert nicht mehr. Wollen Sie sie beenden?

dadapapa <dadapapa@gmx.net>
Germany - Sunday, April 08, 2001 at 08:39:28 (EDT)

es ist ein grafikfehler.

NotHere <n/a>
duesseldorf, d germany - Wednesday, March 21, 2001 at 09:40:14 (EST)

Critical Error - Terminating
could not load aspi layer

Günter Laudenklos <eisbaer@purpurhain.de>
Mannheim, Germany - Tuesday, March 20, 2001 at 03:55:20 (EST)

ERROR 404 - The requested resource could not be found.
Directory not found ... /srf$www/css/common.css
(document, bookmark, or reference requires revision)
Additional information: 1xx, 2xx, 3xx, 4xx, 5xx, Help
WASD/7.0.1 Server at www.cia-info.ufrgs.br Port 80

ronaldo machado <rsmachado@zipmail.com.br>
Porto Alegre, RS Brasil - Friday, February 23, 2001 at 23:04:11 (EST)

System is running low on Virtual memory.

PrithviRaj
India - Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 00:01:25 (EST)

Ocorreu um erro geral!

miriam fizzoli <mfizzoli@trash.org>
BR - Thursday, February 15, 2001 at 06:32:27 (EST)

unexpected error

bolinha
rio de janeiro, - Friday, February 02, 2001 at 13:47:44 (EST)

[1792990][counter_stat.cgi]process over
limit for this account. please try again later.

giselle beiguelman <giselle@desvirtual.com>
são paulo, sp brasil - Sunday, January 14, 2001 at 17:02:50 (EST)

fatal error

fenix
USA - Sunday, January 14, 2001 at 14:43:49 (EST)

Hi. This is the qmail-send program at smtp-1.ig.com.br.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.:
Connected to 200.248.128.1 but greeting failed.
Remote host said: 421 orion.ulbra.br is not accepting new connections. Please try later
I'm not going to try again; this message has been in the queue too long

ronaldo machado <rsmachado@zipmail.com.br>
Porto Alegre, RS Brasil - Friday, January 09, 2001 at 16:48:58 (EST)

The application program "Quick Time Player" could not be opened, because it is in use

Ronaldo MIranda <rmiranda@sindicato.etc.br>
Brasil - Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 10:43:58 (EST)

Fiquei apavorado com tanta mensagem dizendo que tinha errado. Agora sei que errar eh o processo mesmo da experiencia. Mas reconhece-lo produz um efeito exquisito. Ate mais

gy2@nyu.edu <gy2@nyu.edu>
New York, NY USA - Friday, December 02, 2000 at 08:11:04 (EST)

Redirector failed to send message to ALFA 00000000 * J L 4440000000] 0000000 5 0000000! * 0000]

Helen
UK - Friday, November 14, 2000 at 10:18:25 (EST)

HTTP/1.1 302 Redirected Server: Microsoft-IIS/5.0 Date: Mon, 06 Nov 2000 01:30:11 GMT Location: /cgi-bin/dasp/fm_shell.asp?content=dienice&err=
LookupName%28fraterfedro%29+failed+with+error+%2d10060%21%0a HMServer: H: F277 V: WIN2K 09.01.40.0005 i D: Nov 2 2000 18:07:42 HMServer: H: F277 V: WIN2K 09.01.40.0005 i D: Nov 2 2000 18:07:42

ronaldo machado <rsmachado@zipmail.com.br>
Porto Alegre, RS Brasil - Sunday, November 04, 2000 at 23:41:00 (EST)

HTTP Erro 400 400 solicitação incorreta A solicitação não pôde ser compreendida pelo servidor devido à sintaxe incorreta. O cliente não deve repetir a solicitação sem modificá-la.

kk <kktanaka@zaz.com.br>
sao paulo, sp BRASIL - Monday, October 02, 2000 at 18:54:29 (EDT)

An error occurred in the EHTSVC module. "Not enough memory to start client application" More Information on above error.

giselle beiguelman <giselle@desvirtual.com>
USA - Friday, September 22, 2000 at 15:34:17 (EDT)

FTP Upload Failed ERROR: Could not get input/output stream for: ftp3.tripod.com You are not connected to any FTP server. view ftp log | try again

kk <kktanaka@zaz.com.br>
sp, sp brasil - Friday, September 22, 2000 at 13:06:08 (EDT)

Sorry. No Such Address. If you clicked on a link... You may have found one of the millions of links to Web sites that have gone out of business or moved without leaving a forwarding address. It's like having the former address of someone you've lost touch with. Unfortunately, this is very common on the Internet. There's no remedy for this. If you typed the address... Make sure you type the address exactly as it was given to you. Check the spelling. Don't type any spaces. Use slashes (/) instead of backslashes (\). Some other things to try. Dots are periods. If the address you were given is A-O-L dot com , you need to type aol.com The prefix http://www. is so hard to say, that most people just skip it. Maybe your address needs http://www. in front. For example, If the address you were given is A-O-L dot com, try http://www.aol.com Still no luck? The address you have is probably wrong. Or maybe it was right, but the website you're looking for may have gone out of business or moved. Unfortunately, this is very common.

rosana hermann <ruiva@uol.com.br>
sao paulo , sp USA - Wednesday, September 13, 2000 at 16:16:43 (EDT)

The file or script you requested could not be located.

error <jsjsjs@sksks.com>
ksksksks, ss USA - Tuesday, September 12, 2000 at 20:52:33 (EDT)

Ocorreu um erro inesperado no momento da inclusão de seu Curriculum Vitae. A descrição do problema (abaixo exibido) foi automaticamente enviada ao desenvolvedor deste serviço e uma análise será feita. Pedimos desculpas pelo transtorno! Etapa: 4 Comando: INSERT Momento: Inclusão relacionamento Candidato - Idioma. Nº.Erro: -2147217833 Descrição: The field is too small to accept the amount of data you attempted to add. Try inserting or pasting less data. Origem: Microsoft JET Database Engine

ronaldo machado <rsmachado@zipmail.com.br>
Porto Alegre, RS Brasil - Sunday, September 10, 2000 at 20:29:45 (EDT)

A locking violation occured while accessing caldas.fla 0002F250Brasinha B2883ADE:.
Rafel Lain <femur@zaz.com.br>
são paulo, sp brasil - Sunday, September 10, 2000 at 12:45:14 (EDT)

Transferência interrompida!

ronaldo machado <rsmachado@zipmail.com.br>
Porto Alegre, RS Brasil - Sunday, September 03, 2000 at 18:33:16 (EDT)

[Aplicativos do JavaScript] Para um perfeito funcionamento e o aproveitamento de todos os recursos deste software, deve ser utilizado uma resolução de tela com 800 x 600 pixels. No entanto a resolução que está sendo utilizada é "640 x 480 pixels"!

ronaldo machado <rsmachado@zipmail.com.br>
Porto Alegre, RS Brasil - Sunday, September 03, 2000 at 18:25:17 (EDT)

error 'ASP 0115' Unexpected error /default.asp A trappable error occurred in an external object. The script cannot continue running.

Mazzy <mazthing@excite.com>
UK - Wednesday, August 30, 2000 at 02:51:00 (EDT)

HTTP ´íÎó 404 -- 404 ÕÒ²»µ½ -- Web ·þÎñÆ÷ÕÒ²»µ½ÄúËùÇëÇóµÄÎÄ¼þ»ò½Å±¾¡£Çë¼ì²é URL ÒÔÈ·±£Â·¾¶ÕýÈ·¡£Èç¹ûÎÊÌâÒÀÈ»´æÔÚ£¬ÇëÓë·þÎñÆ÷µÄ¹ÜÀíÔ±ÁªÏµ¡£

Poem by Nari <pbn@warnell.com>
Medicine Hat, AB Canada - Tuesday, August 29, 2000 at 12:19:12 (EDT)

404 Nut Found The requested URL www.desvirtual.com/guestbook/addguest.html was found on this server.

Poem by Nari <pbn@warnell.com>
Medicine Hat, AB Canada - Tuesday, August 29, 2000 at 02:46:24 (EDT)

do you really want to delate these files?

vag
USA - Saturday, August 26, 2000 at 18:00:26 (EDT)

The page cannot be found The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. Please try the following: If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. Open the lw9fd.law9.hotmail.msn.com home page, and then look for links to the information you want. Click the Back button to try another link. HTTP 404 - File not found Internet Information Services

ronaldo machado <rsmachado@zipmail.com.br>
Porto Alegre, RS Brasil - Friday, August 25, 2000 at 23:48:27 (EDT)

Ocorreu um erro de rede: Não é possível conectar-se ao servidor (Erro TCP: Sem rota para o sistema central) O Servidor pode estar desativado ou não pode ser conectado. Tente conectar-se novamente mais tarde.

ronaldo machado <rsmachado@zipmail.com.br>
Porto Alegre, RS Brasil - Thursday, August 24, 2000 at 23:28:10 (EDT)

Microsoft OLE DB Provider for ODBC Drivers error '80040e14' [Microsoft][ODBC SQL Server Driver][SQL Server]Line 1: Incorrect syntax near '='. /scripts/cultura/resenha/resenha.asp, line 39

Fênix
campinas, sp brasil - Wednesday, August 23, 2000 at 21:34:07 (EDT)

Ao fazer o login no Win 98, recebo a mensagem: Sua senha expira em 5 dias. Deseja mudá-la agora? Sim: Digite a senha antiga e a nova duas vezes senhas... OK: Entao aparece algo como: Sua senha foi mudada recentemente e não pode ser mudada agora

Marcos Labriola <marcos@uol.com.br>
São Paulo, SP Brasil - Tuesday, August 22, 2000 at 20:35:45 (EDT)

ODBC Error Code = 08001 (Unable to connect to data source) [Microsoft][ODBC SQL Server Driver][DBNMPNTW]Specified SQL server not found.

top error
USA - Tuesday, August 22, 2000 at 09:30:59 (EDT)

The system cannot find the file specified.

error
USA - Monday, August 21, 2000 at 17:29:33 (EDT)

Error processing CFFILE tag The MIME type of the uploaded file (image/pjpeg) was not accepted by the server. Please verify that you are uploading a file of the appropriate type. The error occurred while processing an element with a general identifier of (CFFILE), occupying document position (1:1) to (1:152) in the template file Use the Back button on your web browser to return to the previous page and correct the listed problems. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

dede sendyk <dede@myself.com>
USA - Thursday, August 17, 2000 at 13:13:43 (EDT)

Form Entries Incomplete or Invalid One or more problems exist with the data you have entered. A value must be entered for the Image field. Use the Back button on your web browser to return to the previous page and correct the listed problems. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

dede sendyk <dede@myself.com>
USA - Thursday, August 17, 2000 at 13:12:13 (EDT)

Ocorreu um falha de comunicação entre a sua estação de trabalho e os nossos servidores. Por favor é necessário que você logue-se novamente.

dede sendyk <dede@myself.com>
USA - Thursday, August 17, 2000 at 12:57:57 (EDT)

Error: Can't increment counter file. Reason: Permission denied

dede sendyk <dede@myself.com>
sao paulo, sp brasil - Wednesday, August 16, 2000 at 21:36:59 (EDT)

Your computer crashed or was not shut down properly the last time it was used.

Andre Vallias <vallias@refazenda.com>
Rio de Janeiro, RJ Brasil - Monday, August 14, 2000 at 10:48:43 (EDT)

Please. Please please me. Oh yeah...

golam
boulder, co USA - Monday, August 14, 2000 at 00:12:25 (EDT)

Ocorreu um erro de rede enquanto o Netscape estava recebendo dados. (Erro de Rede: Conexão reinicializada pelo peer) Tente conectar-se novamente.

Ronaldo Machado <rsmachado@zipmail.com.br>
Porto Alegre, RS Brasil - Sunday, August 13, 2000 at 23:03:34 (EDT)

404 Not Found The requested URL /index.htm was not found on this server.

ronaldo machado <rsmachado@zipmail.com.br>
Porto Alegre, RS Brasil - Sunday, August 13, 2000 at 22:51:08 (EDT)

ou melhor AGUARDE UM MOMENTO QUE O COMPUTADOR ESTÁ EXPLODING SEUS ARQUIVOS

edna
USA - Wednesday, August 09, 2000 at 19:46:46 (EDT)

A experiência não foi minha, foi um técnico de informática que me contou: Uma clinte dele tinha acabado de comprar um computador. Um dado momento o computador começou dar panes. E o técnico via telefone deu uma consultoria. Depois sozinha procedendo conforme as instruções do técnico o computador deu a uma mensagem : AGUARDE UM MOMENTO QUE O COMPUTADOR ESTÁ IMPLONDING OS ARQUIVOS Ela ficou desesperada

edna <wataru@uol.com.br>
sao paulo, sp BR - Wednesday, August 09, 2000 at 19:00:12 (EDT)

Clássica e Tenebrosa Transa Interrompida: "Este programa executou uma operção ilegal e será fechado. Se o problema persisitir, entre em contato com o revendedor"

Tadeu Jungle <tadeujungle@academiadefilmes.com.br>
São Paulo, SP Brazil - Wednesday, August 09, 2000 at 09:53:47 (EDT)

Microsoft VBScript ·±Å¸ÀÓ ¿À·ù error '800a0009' Ã·ÀÚ »ç¿ëÀÌ Àß¸øµÇ¾ú½À´Ï´Ù.: 'bun' /thrill_event/thrill_done.asp, line 60

Frederic Madre <frederic@pleine-peau.com>
paris, france - Wednesday, August 09, 2000 at 07:40:17 (EDT)

Esvaziamento da pilha: 00000282 00000594 006e7c0f 009086cc 0062766b 009086cc 009086cc 009086cc 00000594 009086cc 5f4014ce 009086cc 009086cc 00ccd200 5f40147a 00000d0c

malu <malu@atecidade.org.br>
br - Monday, August 07, 2000 at 23:51:38 (EDT)

Data Missing This document resulted from a POST operation and has expired from the cache. If you wish you can repost the form data to recreate the document by pressing the reload button.

giselle beiguelman <giselle@desvirtual.com>
sp, sp br - Monday, August 07, 2000 at 22:18:37 (EDT)

To create avanced AutoPlaylists which can select tracks based on any tracks properties, you must upgrade to RealJukebox Plus

kerly k. tanaka
sp, sp br - Monday, August 07, 2000 at 21:09:20 (EDT)

can not find file... data has been deleted site does not exist you have been deleted from the network

aharon <aha@yummybaby.f9.co.uk>
brighton, uk - Monday, August 07, 2000 at 17:26:00 (EDT)

We suggest you check you email no more often than once every 5 minutes, and we are sending this notice to you because we had observed intervals between your last two visit to us at less than 2 minutes.

Frederic Madre <frederic@pleine-peau.com>
paris, france - Monday, August 07, 2000 at 15:51:30 (EDT)

I do hope that future generations will learn how to deal with ambiguity and fear (adapted from a quote by mya prigogine)

jan <janf@uol.com.br>
sp, sp br - Monday, August 07, 2000 at 11:42:45 (EDT)

[net] wurks.....workz.....whurr.kz.....[100# beginninz] [they're all texte haz 2 go on] Telamonic Elegiac X-Type ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt thizz time we sweat in2 a blank space, beginning 2 e[mail]volve in2 n-other, faces collapzed...[no lectronic tendrills allowed. no filtahs onne. the real timer leans against the shed, her heart pumpin as she cs it, a wound 2 big, to bloody, ah.........] eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee viscera, vis[urly]couz, viciouz............ [reelin in ah time ah.lur[ch]t] ++mi mouth speex wurdz 2 otherz, mouthz that is, ears withdrawn in2 ah snailz placing, color drained into a precise like caul ....["the blood!"].... ++bi ah animus savaged, the bac end chewed away bi n-other, blood drenchez n shit fallz 2wardz gravitee, my eyez slapped with the s[h]ite of it, ..warm washingz re:quired, the animus brave N wiltin, i hold and cannot b faulted, my curiousitee quenched, my courage manifest, my eyez sting... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx blood....broodz...4bear.... [re:quired time spacings here 2 make u comfortable, ring that safety valve N run 2 a white& b[l]ackwurd warm place, d-ni N d-fi] tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt eatin away at it m-mag[ez]in the pain sparx ov it az it hitz N vice-holdz flesh panic spurtin in2 grey screamz ov alurtin p[ain N panic]rogrezz the attac[k]whore friskin a part corpse alive with the thrill ov it hairz n blood mixer overarcherz hear and re:spond the attack.or caught N bashed blood cyclespillz with preyblood doorz 2 salv[ation]ez squashed.

datahbleeder
USA - Sunday, August 06, 2000 at 21:30:58 (EDT)

403 Technophile Not Found.

mezflesque.exe <mezandwalt@wollongong.starway.net.au>
USA - Sunday, August 06, 2000 at 21:29:54 (EDT)

404 Techno.phobe Found.

ova.kill <mezandwalt@wollongong.starway.net.au>
USA - Sunday, August 06, 2000 at 21:28:39 (EDT)

If you are not frederic@pleine-peau.com, click here

Frederic Madre <frederic@pleine-peau.com>
paris, france - Saturday, August 05, 2000 at 13:03:44 (EDT)

028 Errors massages

d2b <d2b@d2b.org>
- Saturday, August 05, 2000 at 04:37:55 (EDT)

dumping physical memory

joy garnett <joy@firstpulseprojects.org>
new york, ny USA - Friday, August 04, 2000 at 13:40:10 (EDT)

Can't establish connection.

malu <malu@artecidade.org.br>
SAO, USA - Thursday, August 03, 2000 at 22:18:24 (EDT)

"Your password has expired". It means: Please, spend a lot of your time trying to get a new one. But you are going to miss it again and again -- and remmeber" your privacy is over.

Lucas Bambozzi <lbambozzi@comum.com>
São Paulo, SP Brazil - Thursday, August 03, 2000 at 20:31:19 (EDT)

"A palavra não existe no dicionário. Substitue(sic)mesmo assim?"

Sérgio Dávila <sergiodavila@uol.com.br>
Nova York, NY USA - Thursday, August 03, 2000 at 18:23:02 (EDT)

No system found

huan <huan@miner.com.br>
sao paulo, sp brazil - Thursday, August 03, 2000 at 16:04:23 (EDT)

bzzzzz

nb
USA - Tuesday, August 01, 2000 at 16:09:58 (EDT)

I like run time errors. Run Time Error 216 at 0000B 893 is my favorite.

giselle beiguelman <giselle@desvirtual.com>
são paulo, sp Brasil - Tuesday, August 01, 2000 at 10:01:22 (EDT)

Part II (Win XP, OSX...)